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robinwiththehair:

ygrittesnow:

when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks

and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”

and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”

and then he’d spin around

and BAM

there was my brother

I love everything about this. 

Posted 21 Sep with 228,810 notesreblog

ellelalee:

writing is hard

blackbruise:

pretty much

anidragon:

ok since everyone seems to like these type these words into the tag box and see what comes up 1st, here’s another one!!

— then

— are

— kiss

— ass

— just

— lol

— me

— that

— tbh

— did

— something

I like these way too much.

Posted 21 Sep with 21,684 notesreblog

coatfloat:

That’s a nice otp you got there 

it’d be a shame if one WAS BRUTALLY EXECUTED IN FRONT OF THE OTHER

Posted 21 Sep with 54,721 notesreblog

holdyourghost:

welcometothepokemoncenter:

LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT GOODWILL

omg please watch this

algrenion:

what the fuck

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

Posted 21 Sep with 290,589 notesreblog

iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

Posted 21 Sep with 406,490 notesreblog
micdotcom:

The favorite food of every U.S. state, according to Twitter 

micdotcom:

The favorite food of every U.S. state, according to Twitter 

is that nickname u use romantic or are you using it in like a super affectionate friend way: the novel

Posted 21 Sep with 5 notesreblog

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

Posted 21 Sep with 397,428 notesreblog